twofingerswhiskey:

sext: i’d buy you art supplies

(via pine-tease)


Thanks baby xxx @jessjanemills

Thanks baby xxx @jessjanemills


bvghvb:
“ quietexterior:
“ movsi:
“ corophagia:
“ The Central Nervous System, containing the brain and spinal cord.
”
This is who you are.
”
YOO
”
this makes CNS look like a parasite for the body
”

bvghvb:

quietexterior:

movsi:

corophagia:

The Central Nervous System, containing the brain and spinal cord.

This is who you are.

YOO

this makes CNS look like a parasite for the body

(via sadhuragoa)


(via coral)



spjcegirls:

petboyfriend:

What is gay privilege?

better sex

(via heartlessbonedaddy)





i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

(via illwriteyournameonabullet)


(via thechechi)


psych2go:
“its not a fact but it made me giggle
”

psych2go:

its not a fact but it made me giggle



gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

(via heartlessbonedaddy)


haveahiddles:
“ musewhipped:
“ 0hfaithful:
“ LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE THING OH MY GOD
”
Pretty sure that cat is using its magical powers to turn the plants around itself orange for camouflage. Yup, that’s it.
”
They say Aslan is on the move.
”

haveahiddles:

musewhipped:

0hfaithful:

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE THING OH MY GOD

Pretty sure that cat is using its magical powers to turn the plants around itself orange for camouflage. Yup, that’s it.

They say Aslan is on the move.

(via illwriteyournameonabullet)